mobi, epub |eng | 2011-08-20 | Author:William Shatner

FUN FACTNER: William Shatner can never remember the last name of his good friend and frequent collaborator Ben Folds. Ben Folds! Yes. Ben Folds was on the line! Right in ...

mobi, epub, pdf | | 2009-09-15 | Author:George Carlin;Tony Hendra

There is a clear line of evolution between “Shoot” and “Seven Words.” The piece grew out of a desire to talk about language standards and the inconsistency in them. So ...

mobi, epub |eng | 2007-11-20 | Author:Steve Martin

IN THE LATE SIXTIES, comedy was in transition. The older school told jokes and stories, punctuated with the drummer’s rim shot. Of the new school, Bill Cosby—one of the first ...

mobi |eng | 2006-07-06 | Author:David Sedaris

Santa Land Diaries * * * This week my least favorite elf is a guy from Florida whom I call “The Walrus.” The Walrus has a handlebar mustache, no chin, ...

mobi, epub, azw3, pdf |eng | 2007-01-14 | Author:Terry Pratchett

He realized she was politely waiting for him, and bowed, stiffly. “Oh, don’t bother with that, please,” said Lady Margolotta. “Do take a seat.” She walked over to the cabinet ...

epub, mobi |eng | 1997-01-01 | Author:Piers Anthony [Anthony, Piers]

"Oh no!" Son said, somewhat dismayed. "I fear I will have bad news for ex-King Dolph." "I fear I have even worse news for him," Raven said faintly. He looked ...

epub, azw3 |eng | | Author:Judah Friedlander

CHAPTER ELEVEN: HOW TO BEAT UP SOMEONE WITH A GUN AND A SWORD. STEP 1: REMAIN CALM. LET THE ARMED ATTACKER COME TO YOU. As The World Champion I don’t ...

epub, mobi, azw3 | | 2010-06-21 | Author:Pratchett, Terry [Terry, Pratchett,]

epub, mobi |eng | 2011-10-04 | Author:Ellen Degeneres [DeGeneres, Ellen]

I am not a lazy person. In fact, I’m a very busy, hardworking person. I host a daily talk show. I have my own production company. I have my own ...

epub, mobi, pdf |eng | 2012-02-06 | Author:Sarah Colonna [Colonna, Sarah]

HELL CAT After several months of living in Los Angeles, I started to realize that I wasn’t doing much to get my career going. I hadn’t moved to L.A. to ...

mobi, epub, azw3 | | 2010-01-29 | Author:Terry Pratchett

Hodgesaargh ate his meal in the servants' dining room off the kitchen, and ate alone. There were new people around, but Hodgesaargh generally didn't pay much attention to non‑falconers. There ...

mobi, epub, azw3, pdf | | 2010-01-29 | Author:Terry Pratchett

The sound of saws was brisk on the morning air. Captain Carrot knocked against the timber-yard door, which was eventually opened. 'Good morning, sir!' he said. 'I understand you have ...

mobi, epub, azw3 | | 2010-01-29 | Author:Terry Pratchett

* * * [1] That is to say, those who deserve to shed blood. Or possibly not. You never quite know with some kids. [2] This exchange contains almost all ...

mobi, epub, azw3, pdf | | 2010-01-29 | Author:Terry Pratchett

The only sound was a faint whisper of air as Rincewind and Carrot clambered off the shivering floor. Their pilot was staring out of the window. "Look at the birds! ...

mobi, epub, azw3 | | 2010-01-29 | Author:Terry Pratchett

* * * [1] The palms are held at right angles to one another and flapped together rather than clapped, while the flapper stares intently at the audience as if ...