Humor
mobi, epub | | 2010-01-29 | Author:Douglas Adams

"That's the spoon I was eating with," he said. "Alright," said Ford, "imagine this spoon ..." he found a small wooden spoon on a tray of relishes, "this spoon ..." ...
( Category: Adventure March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub, azw3, pdf | | 2010-01-29 | Author:Terry Pratchett

The only sound was a faint whisper of air as Rincewind and Carrot clambered off the shivering floor. Their pilot was staring out of the window. "Look at the birds! ...
( Category: Fantasy March 25,2014 )
mobi, pdf | | 2010-01-28 | Author:Chuck Palahniuk

Chapter 12 MISTER HIS HONOR, mister chapter president of the local chapter of the national united projectionist and independent theater operators union just sat. Under and behind and inside everything ...
( Category: Satire March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub, azw3 | | 2010-01-29 | Author:Terry Pratchett

* * * [1] The palms are held at right angles to one another and flapped together rather than clapped, while the flapper stares intently at the audience as if ...
( Category: Comedy March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub | | 2010-01-29 | Author:Douglas Adams

"I don't know," said Trillian, "but those aliens - they're on the way up to the bridge with that wretched robot. Can we pick them up on any monitor cameras?" ...
( Category: Adventure March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub, pdf | | 2010-01-29 | Author:Ayn Rand

FLINT: I'm so sorry, Mrs. Faulkner. If you wish to be dismissed now and continue tomorrow -- NANCY LEE: [Raising her head] Thank you, I'm all right. I can go ...
( Category: United States March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub, azw3 | | 2010-01-29 | Author:Terry Pratchett

On the roof of the coach the Librarian picked up the coach-horn, bit the end of it reflectively - well, you never knew - and then blew it so hard ...
( Category: Paranormal & Urban March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub | | 2010-01-29 | Author:Dahl, Roald [Dahl, Roald]

Mrs Gloop let out a shriek of fury. 'I'm joking,' said Mr Wonka, giggling madly behind his beard. 'I didn't mean it. Forgive me. I'm so sorry. Good-bye, Mrs Gloop! ...
( Category: Jokes & Riddles March 25,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2000-10-31 | Author:William Shakespeare

SCENE EIGHT The Same. Southwark. Alarum. Enter Cade and all his Rabblement CADE. Up Fish Street! down St. Magnus’ Corner! kill and knock down! throw them into Thames! (A parley ...
( Category: Shakespeare March 25,2014 )
epub |nld | 1997-03-24 | Author:José Saramago

≡ Twaalf Dat deed hij de volgende ochtend, maar hij besloot niet naar binnen te gaan om de huidige huurders van de woning en de andere bewoners van het pand ...
( Category: Arts & Literature March 25,2014 )
epub |eng | | Author:Jules Verne

CHAPTER XIX ANCIENT HISTORY BUT THE CONVERSATION was continued by Fragoso, who immediately rejoined: "What! you come from Tijuco, from the very capital of the diamond district?" "Yes," said Torres. ...
( Category: Fantasy March 25,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2010-11-01 | Author:Alexander McCall Smith [Smith, Alexander McCall]

THEY BOTH HAD DIFFICULTY getting to sleep. Isabel knew that Jamie was still awake by the sound of his breathing; once he was asleep he breathed so quietly that it ...
( Category: Traditional Detectives March 25,2014 )
epub, mobi, pdf |eng | 2010-11-28 | Author:Alexander McCall Smith [Smith, Alexander McCall]

C H A P T E R T W E L V E E OH MY GOODNESS, Jamie. I’m so sorry. That was a terrible thing to say. I had ...
( Category: Traditional Detectives March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Susan Jane Gilman [GILMAN, SUSAN JANE]

Unfortunately, whenever the great romance finally hits some bumps in the road (and all romances do—it comes with the territory) this Invisible Woman usually reappears, seeking the love and support ...
( Category: Specific Demographics March 25,2014 )
epub |eng | 2013-01-15 | Author:Jodi Ellen Malpas [Malpas, Jodi Ellen]

As I walk into the kitchen like a timid waif, all fidgety and nervous, Jesse looks up from his salmon and scrambled egg bagel and gives me one of my ...
( Category: Family Life March 25,2014 )