Humor
epub |eng | 2006-08-28 | Author:Terry Pratchett [Pratchett, Terry]

“You wish me to believe,” said Lord Vetinari, “that Mr. A. E. Pessimal single-handedly attacked a troll?” “Both hands, sir,” said Vimes. “And feet, too. And tried to bite it, ...
( Category: Humorous March 26,2014 )
epub |eng | 2005-12-15 | Author:Terry Pratchett [Pratchett, Terry]

CHAPTER 7A Post Haste The nature of Boris the horse • Foreboding tower • Mr. Lipwig cools off • The lady with buns on her ears • Invitation accepted • ...
( Category: Humorous March 26,2014 )
epub |eng | 1984-01-01 | Author:Sue Townsend [Townsend, Sue]

Tuesday June 14th I found it hard to concentrate on my work today. The Head Librarian, Mrs Froggatt (fat, fifty and with the colouring and features of a jaundiced badger), ...
( Category: Humor March 26,2014 )
epub |eng | 2012-04-04 | Author:P. G. Wodehouse [Wodehouse, P. G.]

III 'Bertie,' he said--he always spoke in a precise sort of pompous kind of way--'an exceedingly disturbing thing has happened. As you know, I dispatched the manuscript of my book ...
( Category: Schools & Teaching March 26,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | | Author:Margaret Atwood [Atwood, Margaret]

3. Men favour heroes who are tough and hard: tough with men, hard with women. Sometimes the hero goes soft on a woman but this is always a mistake. Women ...
( Category: Short Stories March 26,2014 )
epub |eng | 2002-02-05 | Author:Terry Pratchett [Pratchett, Terry]

The Librarian forced the page open and chained it down. The book tried to snap at him. Its contents had made it what it was. Evil and treacherous. It contained ...
( Category: Sword & Sorcery March 26,2014 )
epub, mobi, azw3 |eng | 2011-01-22 | Author:Iain Banks [Banks, Iain]

Andy runs out across the ice. I am five years old and he is seven. Strathspeld is everywhere white; the sky is still and shining, hiding the sun in a ...
( Category: Serial Killers March 26,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2007-01-01 | Author:David Malouf [Malouf, David]

Lone Pine Driving at speed along the narrow dirt highway, Harry Picton could have given no good reason for stopping where he did. There was a pine. Perhaps it was ...
( Category: Short Stories March 26,2014 )
epub |eng | 1997-07-31 | Author:George Grossmith & Weedon Grossmith [Grossmith, George & Grossmith, Weedon]

CHAPTER XIV Begin the year with an unexpected promotion at the office. I make two good jokes. I get an enormous rise in my salary. Lupin speculates successfully and starts ...
( Category: Humorous March 26,2014 )
epub |eng | 2012-11-13 | Author:Great House [House, Great]

IN THE MONTHS that followed, Yoav, Leah, I, and even Bogna, who had not yet left, began to settle into a familiar routine. Leah was absorbed in learning pieces by ...
( Category: Cultural Heritage March 26,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2008-01-01 | Author:Stieg Larsson [Larsson, Stieg]

When Vanger had closed the front door, silence settled over them. It was Cecilia who spoke first. “Mikael, what was all that about?” “It means that Henrik is as sensitive ...
( Category: Murder March 26,2014 )
epub |eng | 2010-08-31 | Author:Hilary Mantel [Mantel, Hilary]

CHAPTER 5 Christmas morning. “Just shut the door on them,” Sylvia said. It was six A.M. She was huddled into her quilted dressing-gown. The children shrieked and howled from Suzanne’s ...
( Category: Humor March 26,2014 )
epub |eng | 2009-11-01 | Author:Smith, Alexander Mccall [Smith, Alexander Mccall]

CHAPTER TEN JOCK SAID he would be at the entrance to the Old Greenhouses at eleven o’clock,” Minty had said to Isabel over the telephone. “He’s very punctual. He’ll be ...
( Category: Traditional Detectives March 26,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2011-10-01 | Author:Liane Moriarty [Moriarty, Liane]

Everyone is moving. Jeff from next door is moving down the coast. The lively new family will soon be moving in. Patrick and Jack are moving in with Ellen. I’m ...
( Category: Psychological March 26,2014 )
epub |eng | | Author:William Shakespeare

BARDOLPH. Good morrow, honest gentlemen: I beseech you, which is justice Shallow? SHALLOW. I am Robert Shallow, sir; a poor esquire of this county, and one of the king's justices ...
( Category: Drama March 26,2014 )