Humor
epub, mobi |eng | 2009-04-01 | Author:Jess Walter

CHAPTER 16 Welcome to Weedland, Haiku #2 I WANT MY DEALERS To be smarter than they are; Welcome to Weedland “Wake up, Slippers,” says a voice I don’t recognize. I ...
( Category: Satire April 2,2014 )
mobi |eng | 2011-04-03 | Author:Leach, Maria [Leach, Maria]

The one charm of the past is that it is past. But women never know when the curtain has fallen. They always want a sixth act, and as soon as ...
( Category: Humor April 2,2014 )
epub |eng | 2012-08-14 | Author:Maria Semple [Semple, Maria]

* IM exchange between Dad and Soo-Lin during a staff meeting SOO-LINL-S: Everything OK? You seem distracted. ELGINB: Starting to question my sanity. Home stuff. SOO-LINL-S: If you were to ...
( Category: Humorous April 2,2014 )
epub |eng | 2005-01-02 | Author:Chelsea Handler [Handler, Chelsea]

A WEDDING STORY I WAS ON the phone with my doctor's office trying to get my hands on some Vicodin. "What do you need it for?" the nurse who answered ...
( Category: Women March 31,2014 )
epub |eng | 2009-06-09 | Author:Red Hope

10. Clean Up Disclaimer & Notices Copyright: The Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles characters and concept belong to James Cameron and Josh Friedman. However, I own the plot and other ...
( Category: Decorative Arts & Design March 30,2014 )
mobi, epub, pdf |eng | 2010-01-12 | Author:Bowman, David [Bowman, David]

Finally, consider this sentence: “The company has the budget to rent 6 or 7 vehicles.” Which is it? Can the company rent 6 vehicles or 7 vehicles? The implied message ...
( Category: Historical March 30,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2012-06-28 | Author:Rachel Abbott [Abbott, Rachel]

CHAPTER 22 Imogen had locked herself in the bathroom and run a deep hot bath. She’d brought the letters with her, but she decided to soak for a while. She ...
( Category: Murder March 30,2014 )
epub, azw3, mobi |eng | 2013-01-01 | Author:Terry Pratchett [Pratchett, Terry]

Moist was, by inclination, a stranger to the concept of two in the morning, a time that happened to other people. He didn’t object to a certain amount of early ...
( Category: Epic March 29,2014 )
mobi |eng | 2009-11-10 | Author:george carlin

There is a clear line of evolution between “Shoot” and “Seven Words.” The piece grew out of a desire to talk about language standards and the inconsistency in them. So ...
( Category: Rich & Famous March 29,2014 )
mobi |eng | 1959-01-01 | Author:pat frank

( Category: Post-Apocalyptic March 29,2014 )
mobi |eng | 2013-05-01 | Author:dan carver

* * * I’m outside my secret workshop; my secret workshop in the shittiest part of the city. And I’m nervous. The door’s open and I left it locked. I’m ...
( Category: Humor March 29,2014 )
mobi |eng | 2010-06-10 | Author:george carlin

When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops BOB: Yes. When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops VOICE: This is Steve. When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops BOB: Oh, hi, ...
( Category: Religion March 29,2014 )
mobi, azw3 |eng | 2008-01-01 | Author:Nick Harkaway

The sun comes out. The wind changes. We fight on. Shadowmen flail and die, and are not replaced. In the sunlight, in the ordinary world, they look pathetic: hulking, ugly ...
( Category: Dystopian March 29,2014 )
mobi |eng | 2008-11-04 | Author:denis leary

Your kid needs to be in a building full of other kids so that your kid can figure out how to socialize and play and get beaten up by bullies. ...
( Category: Humor March 29,2014 )
mobi |eng | 2013-02-26 | Author:william landay

20 | One Son Was Here, the Other Was Gone The market closest to our house was a Whole Foods, and we loathed it. The wastefulness of all those pyramids ...
( Category: Murder March 29,2014 )