Humor
mobi, epub |eng | 2011-07-21 | Author:Carl Hiaason

NINETEEN Charles Chelsea worked feverishly all morning. By half past eleven the parade was organized. The gateway to the Amazing Kingdom of Thrills was festooned with multicolored streamers and hundreds ...
( Category: Mystery October 27,2017 )
mobi, pdf |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Naked Lunch

Und jetzt die Stunde des Propheten: «Millionen starben im Schlamm vor den Küsten. Mehr als ein letzter Lungenzug war nicht drin. <Eye eye, Käpt'n>, sagte er, und seine Augen spritzten ...
( Category: Psychological October 26,2017 )
mobi |eng | 2012-03-19 | Author:Lewis Grizzard [Grizzard, Lewis]

BOSTON BOSTON—AS I SIT on my rump smoking cigarettes and typing this, I can still see runners coming in from the suburb of Hopkinton, 26 miles and 385 yards from ...
( Category: Humor October 26,2017 )
epub |eng | | Author:Michael Perry

2001 The Osmotic Elvis The first thing I remember about Elvis is that he was dead. The news was postdated, and obtained in oblique fashion, but that, as it turns ...
( Category: Essays & Correspondence October 26,2017 )
mobi |eng | 1997-10-01 | Author:David Sedaris; Amy Sedaris

c.o.g. The bus from North Carolina to Oregon takes four days, which breaks down to roughly seventy-five thousand hours if one is traveling without the aid of a strong animal ...
( Category: Humor October 26,2017 )
mobi |eng | 1987-04-01 | Author:Erma Bombeck

23 What kind of a mother would... have her maternity clothes bronzed? Cora Cora is an important character in this book. Mostly because adults do a lot of kidding about ...
( Category: Family Relationships October 26,2017 )
mobi |eng | 2011-03-30 | Author:Erma Bombeck [Bombeck, Erma]

“This report card is terrible! I'm ASHAMED of you!” “Your hair is DISGRACEFUL! And those clothes! I hate to admit you're a member of this family” “Go, Hank, go! Way ...
( Category: Humor October 26,2017 )
mobi, epub |eng | 1978-01-02 | Author:Erma Bombeck

Kissing by Mutual Ratification This country has to make a hard-and-fast rule about greeting people with a kiss. Either we all are, or we all aren't. Frankly, I gave up ...
( Category: Humor October 26,2017 )
mobi, epub |eng | 1993-03-15 | Author:Erma Bombeck

The Sexual Revolution It was a bad week. The rubber broke in the elastic waistband of my favorite slacks. The power went off and I lost everything in the freezer. ...
( Category: Humor October 26,2017 )
mobi, epub |eng | 1998-02-19 | Author:Erma Bombeck

One of the most watchable animals in the wild kingdom is the gorilla. He will belch, hoot, bark, cry, roar, do somersaults, slide down a hill on his stomach, spin ...
( Category: Humor October 26,2017 )
mobi |eng | 1996-01-02 | Author:Erma Bombeck

Thawing Hamburger— March 9, 1982 There is one thing I have never taught my body how to do, and that is to figure out at 6 A.M. what it wants ...
( Category: Humor October 26,2017 )
mobi |eng | 2011-02-02 | Author:Erma Bombeck [Bombeck, Erma]

Color Me Naive Boy, maybe I’m naïve or something, but what’s with these women who waddle into the hospital complaining of a bad case of indigestion and deliver twins two ...
( Category: Humor October 26,2017 )
mobi |eng | 2012-02-11 | Author:Erma Bombeck

MOMMIE AND DADDIE DEAREST! Saturday: 9:15 a.m. “Hey, look who's up!” said one of the boys. “Our sister! What's the matter, did your mattress catch fire?” “Where's the coffee?” “If ...
( Category: Humor October 26,2017 )
mobi, epub |eng | 1993-05-01 | Author:Erma Bombeck

Indonesia Every country in the world worries about the threat of aggressive neighbors who seek to conquer them. Not to worry. The Russians will do themselves in by drinking too ...
( Category: Humor October 26,2017 )
mobi, epub |eng | 1989-03-23 | Author:Erma Bombeck

8 What Are Fathers For? "June! I'm home!" Ward Cleaver, father "Leave It to Beaver" television series Can you imagine being so invisible you have to announce your presence when ...
( Category: Humor October 26,2017 )