Humor
mobi, epub |eng | 2011-08-20 | Author:Too Fat to Fish

Artie La Wah! I’m Out of Cocaine!Wah! ange 9 The most important thing I’ve learned from working with the amazing Howard Stern for seven years is that the key to ...
( Category: Humor April 11,2018 )
epub |eng | 2004-04-11 | Author:Leland Gregory [Gregory, Leland]

When he tried to unload one tank into another already full tank, a worker at the Brown-Forman Distillery accidentally sent 1,800 gallons of tequila into the sewer system. ARRIVE ALIVE ...
( Category: Humor April 11,2018 )
epub |eng | 2018-04-10 | Author:Rachel Levin

HEAD CHECK About one out of every hundred kids gets lice, Pollack estimates, typically between kindergarten and fourth grade. After that, it drops off. Thank god. MICE / Also known ...
( Category: Nature & Ecology April 11,2018 )
epub |eng | 2018-04-10 | Author:Carl Hiaasen

Stupidity is a real-world pandemic from which there’s no refuge, even at college. Each year, on prestigious campuses from coast to coast, no small number of diplomas are handed out ...
( Category: Humor April 11,2018 )
mobi |eng | 2015-02-22 | Author:Tim Urban

→ He was generally filthy and hated taking baths. → His annual salary was $25,000, equivalent to over $500,000 today, and he spent 7% of that on alcohol. → He ...
( Category: Schools & Teaching April 11,2018 )
epub |eng | 2017-02-04 | Author:Fresán, Rodrigo; Vanderhyden, Will;

MANY FÊTES, OR STUDY FOR A GROUP PORTRAIT WITH BROKEN DECALOGUES † “Have you read all these books?” she asks. † The biji is a genre of classic Chinese literature. ...
( Category: Humor April 11,2018 )
epub, azw3, mobi |ita | 2015-01-26 | Author:William Shakespeare

SCENE II Enter Don Pedro, Claudio, Benedick, and Leonato DON PEDRO I do but stay till your marriage be consummate, and then go I toward Arragon. CLAUDIO I’ll bring you ...
( Category: History & Criticism April 11,2018 )
epub |eng | 2012-10-10 | Author:J. F. Roberts [Roberts, J. F.]

BALDRICK: Hello, Mr E! JUDGE: Name? BALDRICK: Baldrick, Your Honour. JUDGE: First name? BALDRICK: Drop-dead. JUDGE: I beg your pardon? BALDRICK: That’s my first name. I think it is, anyway, ...
( Category: Humor April 10,2018 )
epub |eng | 2012-09-25 | Author:Harris Wittels [WITTELS, HARRIS]

Yeah, you tell ’em! JK, don’t tell anyone that. Stewart Cink (@stewartcink) I need to clean out my travel backpack more often. Just found my Masters player badge from 2006 ...
( Category: Humor April 10,2018 )
epub |eng | 2015-02-09 | Author:Martha Fay

1. (1-3) Feiffer’s people were everywhere to be found in his unpaid Voice years: 1. helping Burlington sell Raeford summer suits (1958) and 2. Time magazine boast of its high-end ...
( Category: History & Criticism April 10,2018 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2016-08-02 | Author:Penn Jillette [Jillette, Penn]

FROM TARGET TO BIRTHDAY CrayRay hadn’t seen me in person since Thanksgiving (although he had seen pictures of me). We were going to meet on my birthday, and I was ...
( Category: Humor April 10,2018 )
epub |eng | 2017-04-10 | Author:Liam Brown

Everything is happening so quickly that it’s hard to make sense of what’s going on. For a split second the drill touches against the back of my head, a white-hot ...
( Category: Science Fiction April 10,2018 )
epub |eng | 2017-04-10 | Author:Tim Rayborn

The Old Price riots (1809) Sometimes bad things happen for mundane reasons. When the Theatre Royal at Covent Garden burned down on September 20, 1808, it was a great tragedy, ...
( Category: Encyclopedias & Subject Guides April 10,2018 )
epub |eng | 2018-04-03 | Author:Jamie Wright

Since I’ve done it, people always ask me how to become a missionary. I’m happy to share, but sometimes it’s hard to tell if they feel relieved or appalled by ...
( Category: Humor April 10,2018 )
epub |eng | 2012-07-18 | Author:Oscar Wilde

Philanthropy seems to me to have become simply the refuge of people who wish to annoy their fellow creatures. An Ideal Husband. When we are happy we are always good ...
( Category: European April 10,2018 )