Average American Male by Kultgen Chad
Author:Kultgen, Chad
Language: eng
Format: epub
chapter twenty-eight
Second Date
I ring Alyna’s doorbell for a second time, meet her hippie roommate for a second time, make small talk for a second time, and wait for Alyna to come out of what I assume is her bedroom for a second time.
She walks in front of me out of her apartment complex and I see that her ass is as good as I remember. I decide that if tonight leads to any point at which there might be even a remote possibility I can fuck her or get her to suck my cock, I’ll try my best to make sure it happens.
We get in my car and I reach to put the keys in the ignition. She grabs my hand, stops me, and says, “Does this feel kind of weird to you?”
“No.”
“Really?”
“I don’t know, maybe a little.”
“It feels really weird to me.”
Fuck. It’s over before it even started.
I say, “You want to call it off?”
“No. No. It’s not necessarily weird in a bad way.”
She squeezes my hand and I feel her fingers, kind of hard and wiry.
I wish those fingers were squeezing my dick.
She says, “Let’s go.”
I start up the car and we head off. The ride is pretty uneventful. We never really address either of our breakups or how we felt about our first date. She tells me about last night’s episode of Conan O’Brien, which I missed, and I tell her about the new 50 Cent video. At one point she laughs at something I say and puts her hand on my shoulder as she’s laughing, which forces her to turn her tits at me. That’s when I notice the button-up shirt she’s wearing gives me a slight glimpse of one of her tits. I take it in. It’s nice. I want to be sucking it.
We get to the Smoke House in Burbank, which I remember Casey taking me to a few times. It’s an interesting place if nothing else and if the date itself goes sour, the senior citizen lounge act will be entertaining.
We get a table kind of by the stage and order a few drinks to start the following conversation:
She says, “So why’d you and your girlfriend break up?”
“She thought we were getting married and I didn’t.”
“I guess that’s a pretty big thing to disagree about.”
“Yeah, I guess so. Why’d you and your boyfriend break up?”
“He was a complete dick and I was tired of dating a complete dick.”
I wonder what it was about him that made him a complete dick. I don’t ask her. I’m sure I’m fully capable of duplicating whatever it was.
I just say, “Fair enough.”
She says, “Do you think it’s too soon to be dating other people?”
“No.”
“My boyfriend and I were dating for almost a year and a half, and I know you’re supposed to have some time by yourself before you jump back into dating and all that, but I don’t really feel like I need any time. I’m over him. I was over him while we were dating. What do you think?”
“I’m pretty much the same way.
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