A Phule and His Money by Robert Asprin & Peter J. Heck
Author:Robert Asprin & Peter J. Heck [Robert Asprin]
Format: epub
Tags: Science Fiction/Fantasy, Science fiction, Fantasy, General, Science Fiction - General, Fiction, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy fiction, Fiction - Science Fiction, Space Opera, Science fiction, American, Life on other planets, Robots, Suspense, Action & Adventure, Phule's Company (Fictitious characters)
ISBN: 9780441006588
Publisher: Ace Books
Published: 2010-01-21T16:08:15+00:00
Maxine was still trying to decide on her story when the communicator buzzed again. She strode over and picked it up. "Yeah?"
It was the guard downstairs. "Boss, that Legion captain's here, with a bunch of soldiers, and they're loaded for bear. The customers are buggin'. How you want me to play it?"
Maxine's reply was instantaneous. "Stall 'em-and keep your own guns out of sight. I'll be straight down." She disconnected, and headed for the door. Halfway there, she stopped and checked her gun; it was ready and loaded. For a moment, she considered leaving it behind-it would be next to useless against the legionnaires' weaponry, and more likely to get her into trouble than to get her out of it-but long years of habit overrode the prudent impulse. She returned it to its concealed holster and stomped out the door.
Down in the lobby, Phule was there with half a dozen legionnaires. From behind the nearby row of quantum slot machines, tourists stared at Phule and his men (although they kept pumping in coins). A few nervous gamblers waited at the window, cashing their chips while they still had the chance. And several bulky gentlemen-plainclothes casino security-occupied seats in the lobby area, studiously ignoring the armed invasion.
Phule turned when he saw her and said, "About time, Mrs. Pruett. I have a confirmed report that my butler was in this building. Where are you keeping him?"
"Keeping him? Are you crazy?" Maxine said, taken aback. "What the hell do I want your butler for?"
"I don't know, but I want him back," said Phule. "And I'm not going to wait very long."
"Look, I don't know where he is and I don't care. Feel free to search the place," said Maxine. She was confident that anything she didn't want him to see was well hidden; the place had been built on the assumption that search parties might occasionally come through. A few had, over the years, though none had penetrated beyond the nominally secret areas where teams of casino employees conducted surveillance and security operations, all perfectly legal and innocuous. Maxine's real secrets were much better hidden.
"You don't care?" said Phule. "Not even if he's run off with your assistant?"
Maxine stared him down. "What if he has? She's of legal age, after all."
"If she knows half as much about your business as he knows about mine, we're both in trouble," the captain hissed. Then he looked around and said, "Is there someplace we can talk? Someplace secure? There are too many people here for my nerves."
"Too many for my nerves, too," she said, seizing the moment. "Most of 'em are your troops, if you want to know the truth. Get 'em the hell out of here, so my customers can go back to playing instead of gawking at all that hardware, and I'm sure we can find a place to talk."
"We can arrange that," said Phule. He turned to his troops. "I'll be talking to Mrs. Pruett. You take up positions outside-with your eyes open. I'll be half an hour-if I need more time, I'll call you.
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