A Dyslexic Walks Into a Bra by Nick Harris

Author:Nick Harris [Harris, Nick]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Michael O' Mara Books
Published: 2011-08-03T14:39:28+00:00

Sister Rosemary, a nun, went to Heaven, but was told by St Peter that there was a waiting list for entry. ‘Go home and relax,’ he suggested. ‘Give me a call in a week and I’ll let you know whether your accommodation is ready.’

The following week she phoned and said: ‘Peter, this is Rosemary. I have a confession to make: I smoked my first-ever cigarette yesterday. Do you think it will affect my chances of getting into Heaven?’

‘We’re not that strict!’ laughed St Peter. ‘So I’m sure one cigarette won’t spoil your chances. But I’m afraid your room still isn’t ready, so give me a call in a week.’

A week later, she called again. ‘Peter, this is Rosemary. I have a confession to make: I had my first-ever alcoholic drink yesterday. Do you think it will affect my chances of getting into Heaven?’

‘I don’t think one drink will prevent you getting into Heaven,’ said St Peter. ‘But I’m afraid your room still isn’t ready, so give me a call in three days.’

Three days later, she rang again. ‘Peter, this is Rosemary. I have a confession to make: last night I kissed a man for the first time. Do you think it will ruin my chances of getting into Heaven?’

‘I shouldn’t think so,’ said St Peter. ‘But I couldn’t say for certain. Give me a ring tomorrow. By then I’ll have got an answer from God and I’ll know about your accommodation.’

The next day, she phoned again. ‘Pete, this is Rosie. Forget about the room.’

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