49 Excuses for Not Tidying Your Bedroom by James Warwood
Author:James Warwood [James Warwood]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: James Warwood
Published: 2022-01-28T00:00:00+00:00
The Military Coup Excuse
âWhile you have been busying yourselves with everyday life I have been raising an army, a Bathroom Army. I DECLARE WAR! . . .
. . . Octopus of Terror, capture my spotty sister's room. Rubber Ducky Regiment, lay siege to the kitchen then sweep through the downstairs kingdoms. I shall lead the Toothbrush Squadron and the Bleach Cannons to the Throne Room and take this Household as mine.â
Excuse #28
The Ghostly Excuse
âWhooooooo Whoooooooooooooo Whooooooooooooooooooooo. I am the Ghost of Christmas Present . . .
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