101 Amazing Jokes by Jack Goldstein

Author:Jack Goldstein
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: joke, knock, lol, rofl, hilarious, roflmao, lmao, funny, irl, laugh, humour, jokes, side split, injury, joking, just for laughs, giggle, children, guffaw, comedy
ISBN: 9781783330928
Publisher: Andrews UK Limited 2013
Published: 2013-06-18T00:00:00+00:00

Criss Cross

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A walkie talkie!

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

What do you get when you cross a karate expert with a pig?

A pork chop!

What do you get when you cross a lemon and a cat?

A sourpuss!

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What do you get when you cross Batman & Robin with a steamroller?

Flatman & Ribbon!

What do you get when you cross a wolf and an egg?

A very hairy omelette!

What do you get when you cross a galaxy with a toad?

Star Warts!

What do you get when you cross a python with a porcupine?

Ten feet of barbed wire!

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