#1 Dad Jokes by Jerry Carlin

#1 Dad Jokes by Jerry Carlin

Author:Jerry Carlin
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: St. Martin's Publishing Group


Why did the zombie take a sick day?

He was feeling rotten.

What do dogs call vomit?

Second dinner.

What’s red, chunky, and smells like a gazelle?

Cheetah puke.

Which monster will make the biggest mess out of your bathroom?

The Loch Mess Monster.

Why did the Loch Ness Monster eat the ship?

He was craving Cap’n Crunch.

What should you do if pigs start to fly?

Get an umbrella.

Two bats were hanging in their cave. The first bat asked the second, “Do you remember the worst day of your life?” The second bat replied, “Yeah. The day I had diarrhea!”

Why did the bear throw up after eating George Washington?

Because it is hard to keep a good man down.

What’s green, slimy, and smells like peanuts?

Elephant puke.



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