#1 Dad Jokes by Jerry Carlin
Author:Jerry Carlin
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: St. Martin's Publishing Group
Why did the zombie take a sick day?
He was feeling rotten.
What do dogs call vomit?
Second dinner.
Whatâs red, chunky, and smells like a gazelle?
Cheetah puke.
Which monster will make the biggest mess out of your bathroom?
The Loch Mess Monster.
Why did the Loch Ness Monster eat the ship?
He was craving Capân Crunch.
What should you do if pigs start to fly?
Get an umbrella.
Two bats were hanging in their cave. The first bat asked the second, âDo you remember the worst day of your life?â The second bat replied, âYeah. The day I had diarrhea!â
Why did the bear throw up after eating George Washington?
Because it is hard to keep a good man down.
Whatâs green, slimy, and smells like peanuts?
Elephant puke.
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