What Would Dani Do? by Dani Dyer

Author:Dani Dyer
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781473567672
Publisher: Ebury Publishing
Published: 2019-04-03T16:00:00+00:00

DANI’S DATING DANGER SIGNS

HE DOESN’T REPLY TO PHONE CALLS.

HE TEXTS YOU TO SAY HE WILL COME OVER TO YOURS, BUT THEN DOESN’T TURN UP.

HE LOOKS IN THE MIRROR MORE THAN YOU DO.

HE FLIRTS WITH YOUR FRIENDS … a bit too much.

HE KEEPS ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR FAMOUS DAD. Before I went on Love Island I was asked out by a really fit boy who came into the pub where I worked. I was so excited because my manager let me leave my shift early to go out with him. He took me to a really lovely restaurant, and I couldn’t believe how good-looking he was. He was funny too and we were having the best time. Until he beckoned over one of the waitresses, pointed at me and said, ‘Guess who her dad is?’ I was gutted. He’d only gone out with me because my dad was famous. What a shit.

HE DOESN’T COMPLIMENT YOU, he just asks why you’re dressed in that outfit.

HE LIES ABOUT WHERE HE IS.

HE BUYS YOU CRAPPY PRESENTS like bath bombs. I hate bath bombs; why do they exist? My nan’s mate always buys me bath bombs. Just give me a fiver, I don’t need a bath bomb.

HE IS A MASTER MANIPULATOR and always brings up your past mistakes, stuff that doesn’t really matter but he pretends it does just to point-score.

HE IS WAY TOO POSSESSIVE AND QUESTIONS YOUR EVERY MOVE – ‘Who were you with? Why were you there?!’ This type of behaviour is weird and creepy – no boyfriend should be allowed to stop you going out with your friends. And definitely should never demand to know your passwords. In fact, don’t share them at all. I’ve heard of girls who give their Instagram passwords to the guy they are seeing and I think, ‘Are you joking!?’ They’re your passwords for a reason.

THEY DEMAND ‘SEX TEXTS’. I hate people who think it’s their right to ask for sexy pictures. You don’t need to send them. If you want to send them then that’s fine, but don’t be forced into it and please remember that once you have sent a picture like that it’s there forever. So think very, very carefully before you do anything. They could come back to haunt you and then anyone can see them – not just the person you sent it to. Boys have asked me for pictures and I’ve told them to shove it up their arse. Besides, I did try to take one once and it was a disaster – I took it in the shower because I thought if I looked a bit wet it would detract from the fact I didn’t have a clue what I was doing. I tried all these different angles and in the end the whole thing steamed up and I looked like a drowned animal who’d just been caught in a storm and then run over. There’s no way any boy was getting them!

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