What the Heck Were You Expecting? by Thomas Hill

Author:Thomas Hill [Hill, Thomas]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 978-0-307-87470-2
Publisher: Harmony/Rodale
Published: 2000-09-15T00:00:00+00:00

What You May Be Concerned About

GOING OUT

“Have I got everything?”

Well, let see. Do you feel like a pack mule? If not, you’ve forgotten something. Actually, even if you do feel like a pack mule, there is probably something you’ve forgotten, or never thought you would need.

Have you got a full diaper change kit, with as many diapers, wipes, Desitin and bags for used diapers, as you will need to get through the maximum number of changes possible in the time allotted before you will return to home base for provisions? Do you have enough food? Bottles? Backup bottles? Backup snacks in the event of a spill? Do you have a full outfit change in case of said spill? Do you have sufficient pacifiers, teething rings, interlocking plastic rings, or soft creatures? Or are you up to sand toys, shovels, buckets, cars, ride-ons, balls? Do you have blankets and sweaters for temperature changes? Stroller rain cover? Swiss army knife, for, well, anything. Do you have your cameras (still and video) in the event of an incredibly cute moment? Pen and paper in the event you need to jot down something you would otherwise forget? Cash, in order to buy any of the above, rather than returning home and having to admit that you went out without something you needed? Quarters, for the payphone, or your cell phone and/or pager. Do you have something to read in the event that baby falls asleep on your chest and you’re bored silly with nothing to do but stare at the pigeons? Is it small enough that you can manage turning the pages with only one free hand because otherwise you’ll wake the baby?

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