Walter the Farting Dog by William Kotzwinkle

Author:William Kotzwinkle [Kotzwinkle, William]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 978-1-58394-399-1
Publisher: North Atlantic Books
Published: 2011-10-18T04:00:00+00:00

Walter knew how serious the situation was. He’d never see Betty and Billy again. He resolved to hold in his farts forever. When Betty and Billy fell asleep, he walked down to the kitchen to see if there was anything around to eat. He managed to open the cupboard door with his nose and found the 25-pound bag of low-fart dog biscuits the vet had prescribed for him, which had made him fart more. Even though he knew they made him fart more, he couldn’t resist. He ate the entire bag. “Very tasty,” said Walter to himself.

And then he went and lay down on the sofa. A gigantic gas bubble began to build inside him. “This is going to be trouble,” he said to himself, nervously. He was afraid of what might happen if he let it go. He thought maybe the house would explode. So he kept it in. It wasn’t easy. In fact, it was torture. But he had resolved never to fart again. His future depended on it. As he lay there, with his tail wrapped tightly between his legs, he heard a noise at the window.

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