The Will to Whatevs by Eugene Mirman

The Will to Whatevs by Eugene Mirman

Author:Eugene Mirman
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9780061973147
Publisher: HarperCollins


Superfun date: Go to a museum dressed as Nancy Reagan (both of you).

How to Keep Things Interesting

The number one thing is to remain the sexy person you were when you first met. Before going to bed, you should both put on tattered loincloths and wrestle. That’s the spirit! Maybe bring some chocolate-dipped strawberries to bed…(*cat noise*—again). If you’re embarrassed to bring desserts into the bedroom, that’s normal, don’t worry. You don’t have to. Instead, consider something savory like pad Thai or corn chowder. Even though dieticians don’t recommend eating right before bed, most Fucketicians do. (I am both sorry and not sorry that I wrote Fucketician.)



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