The M in Man Is For Money: Reloaded: A Woman's Guide on How to Handle Men and Money in Dating and Relationships. by Cutty Passport

Author:Cutty, Passport [Cutty, Passport]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2019-05-05T16:00:00+00:00

Chapter 14

Story Time- Little man on the boat

Story Time- Little man on the boat

W hen Ross finally picked up the phone three weeks later, he was very brief. I thought we were going to jones on the phone, but he didn’t. He asked when I was coming back down. I asked when did he want me to? He said, “Come whenever you feel like it. I’ll cash you out. You know how to find me!” I didn’t know how to find him so what was he talking about? I said okay though. He told me to send a picture as we were ending the conversation. Young and naive, I sent him a few pictures in a bathing suit. I look back at this and laugh because he probably looked at the pictures and shook his head at me being so corny and inexperienced. I called him back to ask if he got them and he said, “Man, I want a picture of the little man on the boat.” My brain went dead. WHAT was he talking about? His Atlanta lingo was too advanced for me. I asked what is that? He repeated the phrase and when he experienced my awkward silence, he broke it and said, “In between your legs.” I screamed, “ OHHHHHHHH.” Hmmm this was tricky because I wasn’t sending naked pictures to guys at this point. I had just got the iPhone and I was still trying to figure out regular things. I wasn’t using it for pornographic photo shoots. I said, “Okay,” and we got off the phone. I remember certain moments so vividly because they are exactly when I made the decision to go out on a limb. I remember being on my couch in the living room a little nervous because I didn’t know in whose hands the picture would wind up in but the reward was worth the risk in my mind. If I was going to give him a picture, it had better be a good one with no face. Off to the bathroom I went to Nair my vagina.

On the Nair bottle, it tells you NOT to use it on your vagina, but there was no other option to get a smooth result faster than the seven minutes that Nair takes. I had to take my chances. This millionaire wanted a picture and I was going to give it to him. The hair wasn’t too bad but there was stubble growing since the last time I had groomed. I smeared it on all over my pubic area and sat on the toilet with my legs open to wait. The bottle said you could keep it on up until ten minutes so I waited a little longer. As I was taking the Nair off, I was positive my clit was about to fall off. I had put too much in between the vagina lips where the skin is VERY thin. I was on fire. I got underneath the faucet in the bathtub and ran cool water on my vagina.

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