Something to Witch About (Wicked Witches of the Midwest Book 5) by Amanda M. Lee

Author:Amanda M. Lee [Lee, Amanda M.]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: WinchesterShaw Publications
Published: 2014-10-16T18:00:00+00:00

“SO, WHERE is Clove?” Daryl asked, forking a bite of pancakes into his mouth.

“Thistle, can you hand me the butter?” Marnie asked quickly.

“Yes.”

“Clove had things to do at the store,” Mom said, filling in the awkward conversation gap.

“Oh, that’s too bad,” Daryl replied. “I was hoping maybe she could give me a tour of the grounds later.”

Landon’s eyes narrowed suspiciously. “Why?”

“What do you mean why? I want to see the grounds.”

“I’ll show you the grounds,” Landon said.

“You know the grounds?”

“I’ve seen quite a bit of them, yes,” Landon said.

“Did you give him a tour of the grounds?” Connie turned to me.

“Not really,” I said before anyone could ask another question. “Landon snuck on the grounds to spy on us one night and found my mother and aunts dancing naked under the full moon. Then, when we thought Marcus was a murderer, we took him up to the bluff so we could save Thistle before he stabbed her. Oh, and then there was the time Aunt Tillie was plotting to infest the Dragonfly with magical bugs so it couldn’t open on time. He got to see some of the woods then, too.”

“Magical bugs?” Connie asked.

“Figure of speech,” Marnie said.

“They weren’t magical,” Aunt Tillie replied. “They were regular bugs.”

“It sounds like you guys have a lot of … fun out here,” Earl said.

“Oh, we do,” Mom replied. “Tons and tons of fun.”

“I don’t understand,” Connie said. “You thought Marcus – this boy with the long blond hair here – was a murderer?”

“I didn’t,” Thistle replied.

“We thought he was acting funny,” I said. “It turns out he was just trying to get in Thistle’s pants, not kill her.”

Landon squeezed my knee under the table. “Maybe if there’s food in your mouth, you won’t be able to speak?”

I took a big bite of sausage. It couldn’t hurt.

“I want to hear about the naked dancing,” Denny said, his eyes twinkling.

“She was exaggerating,” Mom replied. “We just like to commune with nature from time to time.”

“Naked?”

“Sometimes.”

“What’s that like?”

“It’s totally terrifying,” I said, partially chewed sausage flying out of my mouth.

“Yeah,” Thistle agreed. “Boobs flying this way and that.”

“And you saw this, Landon?”

Landon rubbed his forehead. “I did indeed.”

“What was it like?” Daryl asked.

“Floppy.”

Mom scowled. “Gravity is something every woman fights at a certain time of her life, young man. Bay will be no different.”

“Thanks for the biology lesson.”

“Oh, don’t act like such a prude,” Aunt Tillie said. “Everyone knows you two – you two down there at the end of the table, too – are pawing each other every chance you get. I bet you pawed each other this morning. Am I right?”

I wanted to climb in Floyd’s hole and die. I wanted to take Aunt Tillie with me. “Yep, we totally did it this morning,” I said. “Landon wanted to prove he had a magic penis.”

“I didn’t do it this morning,” Thistle said. “We did it three times last night, though.”

Landon was on his feet. “Okay. This has been a great breakfast.” He grabbed my arm.

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