Sapphire: I'm Sexy And I Snow It (Jewels Cafe) by Eva Delaney & Silver Springs Library

Author:Eva Delaney & Silver Springs Library [Delaney, Eva]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2020-06-18T16:00:00+00:00

Chapter 4

“Private jets are so expensive these days,” Ford’s sister, Paris Beaumont Weatherhouser the eighth, said.

I sipped wine and wished I could get drunk. Vampires couldn't—at least, not the ones of my lineage. We were the classic dead and loving it types. Well...maybe not quite dead since my heart had started beating slowly. It only fluttered or raced when my men did something extra sweet.

“Indeed, what is this world coming to?” Mumford the Elder said.

Wim rolled his eyes. Bob’s eyes widened in shock while Ford cleared his throat.

I eyed the hall’s door and watched as Bob the butler crossed the room with April June in tow. Her gray snow pants swished as she walked.

"Hey, Bob," Bob said, waving.

"Mister Bob," Bob the butler said formally with a nod. He turned to me. "Miss Sapphire, this woman claims you invited her to the ball? I found her outside by some snow—"

"Banks!" I said. "By some snowbanks."

Bob the butler frowned.

April June, wearing a hat with ear flaps, glanced around the fancy ball at everyone in gowns and tuxes. A little line of annoyance appeared between her eyes.

"I did invite her. Thank you, Bob."

"You're welcome," both Bobs said.

Ford and Wim shot me a questioning look while Ford's father and sister eyed April with distaste. I stepped away from them to the dildo witch.

"Did you do it?" I whispered.

"Yeah...it'll be a few minutes. They aren't fast walkers. You promised me free food, but you didn't tell me this was a fancy ball."

"You wouldn't have come."

"Yes, I would have!"

"It would have taken you longer to get here if you had to look fancy."

"At least I wouldn't look like an asshole," she hissed.

"Trust me, you're not the asshole at this shindig."

April June sighed. "Was this prank really an emergency that it couldn't wait an hour so I wouldn't look like a dumbass?"

"Wait until you meet these people, and you'll agree it was an emergency."

"Sapphire, who is this...person?" Mumford the Elder said.

Ford frowned at me as he adjusted his coat sleeves and shifted from one foot to the other.

Soon this will be over, my good man, I thought.

April leaned past me and offered her hand to Mumford the Elder. Cocking an eyebrow, he shook it.

"Hi, my name is April, but I was born in March," she said.

Huh. She had told me her name was April June and she was born in July.

"What is it that you do?" Mumford the Elder said with obvious distaste. "Are you here to shovel the snow? Do you expect a tip despite barging in here?"

We couldn't tell these snobs she ran a sex shop...or maybe we could. Freak them out. "She's—" I started, but April cut me off.

"I'm an entrepreneur."

"Yes, you own a snow removal business. Good for you, dear."

I glanced at the door. April's spell couldn't arrive fast enough.

April, though, was quick on her feet—even if her damn magic wasn't.

"No, I own a tech start-up," she lied. "I created an app that matches parents with appropriate private schools for their children."

"Wonderful," Ford's father said, his eyes lighting up.

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