POPCORN by unknow

Author:unknow
Language: eng
Format: azw3
Tags: Pulp
Publisher: LA CASE
Published: 2014-06-01T04:00:00+00:00

XIII

So there you have it. That’s the story your old grandpa rose from the grave to tell you all about. I figured you deserved it, seeing as what I’m about to do with you.

See, I fought that son of a bitch Satan in my head on that submarine, and then I fought him hard in Hell, too. All these years, whatever he’s been putting my undying soul through, I would keep laughing to his face and tell him the deal was worth it.

Oh, my, he hates hearing that. But that’s how I endure. Not one goddamned soul down there had fought like I have fought. And he appreciated that. So he gave me a second chance.

That’s where you come in, boy.

See, since I’m a hard motherfucker who will never break, no matter how many eternities that split-tongued fairy fills with terror for me, he wants to give me a chance to soften up.

He decided I should go live life all over again, and maybe try to live even longer this time. Stay out of wars. Stay away from the Navy. Stay away from Hawaii, even.

But to do that, I need a young body and the Devil needs a soft soul. And, wouldn’t you know it, we’ve got the same blood.

I won’t tell you I’m sorry. No, it doesn’t matter how much of an angel I am this time around, the only reason I’m coming back is to give Satan the satisfaction of watching me finally break. And the things he’s going to do to you… all I can say is you ashould hold on to hating me every second of every torture.

You should see my face when it hurts worse than you thought things could hurt, and laugh at the red-caped faggot, tell him ain’t no grandson of mine going to give him the pleasure of making it easy.

But, trust me, it won’t be easy.

Just close your eyes, young man, and the moment you fall asleep, you’ll wake up in hell. While your old grandpa will wake up in your body, take the best piss I’ve ever taken, and chomp down on those Fruity Pebbles you love so much.

And you’re right. It’s not fair. It’s not fair at all.

Well, I don’t care. Shut up and burn you little prick.

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