Not Tonight Dear, I Feel Fat by Michael Alvear

Not Tonight Dear, I Feel Fat by Michael Alvear

Author:Michael Alvear
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Published: 0101-01-01T00:00:00+00:00


Waves of Negative Thoughts

Your 25 Percent Surfboard

“My thighs are jiggling.”

“Yeah, but they’re jiggling at least 25 percent less than I think they are.”

“My stomach is pooching out so much!”

“It’s pooching out 25 percent less than I think it is.”

“My hips are so wide!”

“They’re 25 percent narrower than what I believe.”

“My breasts are sagging!”

“I’m only 75 percent right.”

[Insert your complaint here]

[“It’s not nearly as bad as I believe it is. If I were put in a lineup of similar-size women I’d be embarrassed to find out how much I overestimate the size of my body or how unappealing I think it looks.”]



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