More Time Kissed Moments by Cooper-Posey Tracy

Author:Cooper-Posey, Tracy
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Vampire Time Travel Paranormal Romance Collection
Publisher: Stories Rule Press
Published: 2019-05-01T16:00:00+00:00

How to Survive Time Travel

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From How to Survive Time Travel—A Practical Handbook, by Veris Gerhardsson, PhD, M.D.

WHAT TO PACK IN YOUR GO BAG

Nothing, numbnut.

Yeah, this is a trick question. Fact is, you’ll most often find yourself back in the past via a lateral jump. You get whatever is in your pockets when you open your eyes…if you even have pockets.

If you have the luxury of a compound jump via the timescape, then most often, the jump will be unplanned and urgent. You get to grab whatever is within reach before you go and most of what you grab will be useless…or even dangerous. More than one heretic was burned at the stake for possessing a device which captures souls and keeps them locked inside for the witch to peer at them.

Planned, thoughtful jumps back into time are rarer than flamingo tears. If you ever reach that exalted ideal, there’s a good chance what you plan to pack and take with you will be just as useless as the cellphone you accidentally took with you last time.

I keep repeating myself on this point. I will repeat it one more time because you looked up the question in the FAQ section and here you are, wondering what you should pack. So, here’s the repeat. Ready?

Time travel is wildly unpredictable. Assume you know nothing about where you’re going, even if you have a PhD in that exact era (and the exact decade would be even better). Question everything. Proceed with caution. It’s dangerous out there.

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