Martin McLean, Middle School Queen by Alyssa Zaczek

Author:Alyssa Zaczek
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Sterling Children's Books

NOVEMBER & DECEMBER

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NOV. 3—4:07 PM

PicknLittle: Hear ye, hear ye!

LadyOfTheStage: What now, Pickle?

mathletesmartin: Shh, he’s making a proclamation.

LadyOfTheStage: . . .I want you both to know I am rolling my eyes LOUDLY.

mathletesmartin: That’s an impressive trick.

PicknLittle: AHEM

LadyOfTheStage: All right, okay, go on

PicknLittle: We are gathered here today to discuss an item on the agenda, the issue of one Martin Reginald McLean!

mathletesmartin: My middle name is not Reginald

PicknLittle: MARTIN REGINALD MCLEAN, and the conflicting times of his Junior Mathletes competition and his drag show. It is up to us, as best friends, to solve said issue.

mathletesmartin: Up to you?!

PicknLittle: Are we not the Three Musketeers?

mathletesmartin: Of course we are

PicknLittle: And are we not all for one, one for all?

LadyOfTheStage: Always

PicknLittle: Then we’ll figure it out, because there’s nothing the Three Musketeers can’t do!

LadyOfTheStage: Hear, hear!

mathletesmartin: Any ideas, then?

PicknLittle: . . .

LadyOfTheStage: . . .

mathletesmartin: . . .

LadyOfTheStage: Okay, so maybe we take some time to think about it?

mathletesmartin: Seems that way.

PicknLittle: Can I ask Violet if she has any ideas?

LadyOfTheStage: Martin?

mathletesmartin: Um, I guess so. She didn’t seem bothered by it at all when it came up at lunch.

PicknLittle: I know, right? She’s pretty much the best.

LadyOfTheStage: Aw, that’s sweet

PicknLittle: I LOVE HER SO MUCH, YOU GUYS.

mathletesmartin: So yeah, you can ask her. But you have to swear her to secrecy! I’m not ready for the whole school to know about this.

LadyOfTheStage: Yes, make her swear and prick her thumb and hold it against a Bible, or something.

PicknLittle: She’s Jewish

LadyOfTheStage: Well, the Torah then, I don’t know!

PicknLittle: Got it

PicknLittle: Hey, Martin?

mathletesmartin: ?

PicknLittle: Thanks for telling us. I promise not to ask too many silly questions.

mathletesmartin: Really?

PicknLittle: No, of course not, Martin Reginald. Silly questions are my middle name.

LadyOfTheStage: Ah yes, Pickle “Silly Questions” Tufts.

PicknLittle: I . . . did not think that through.

mathletesmartin: You guys are awesome. Seriously.

LadyOfTheStage: Right back atcha.

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