Just Jake #1 by Jake Marcionette

Author:Jake Marcionette
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Penguin Group US
Published: 2014-02-04T05:00:00+00:00

Unfortunately, day two wasn’t any better than day one. Now, you’d think a kid as wildly creative and outgoing as me could never be pegged as a social outcast. Think again. Actually, it was easy—all I had to do was transfer to a school where every kid had known every other kid since they could crawl. Not many new students ever show up at Kinney Elementary. It’s a rare occurrence, like a Bigfoot sighting. Oh, forgive me, I meant to say Sasquatch.

BTW . . . have you ever watched the TV show where there’s a bunch of guys searching for Bigfoot? It is HILARIOUS! These guys must have a million bucks worth of high-tech equipment, spend hundreds of days in bug-infested forests, and they never come close to even seeing Bigfoot. Hey, fellas! Want to know why you haven’t seen him yet? BECAUSE HE DOESN’T EXIST!

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