How to Outfox Your Friends When You Don't Have a Clue by Jess Keating

Author:Jess Keating
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc
Published: 2015-08-30T16:00:00+00:00

How to Survive a Skunk Attack: Ana’s Official DeSkunk Plan

(Which, by the way, is probably going to be the name of my autobiography when I’m an old geezer, because oh my God, this smell is never going to go away, is it?)

1. Forget the tomato sauce. According to Kate, my new friend and skunky-smelling pal, tomatoes do nothing but add an “Italian twist” to your already smelly problem. This is good because it means no disgusting tomato baths. This is bad because, duh, you still reek and you have to walk around with the nickname “Stinkpot.”

2. Invest in some of that orange-smelling floor cleaner. Apparently this is the only thing that will give you any hope of a normal life ever again. It won’t take the skunk smell away, but it will mask it enough that you can (hopefully) be in the same room as people without making anyone barf. (Always a plus, right?)

3. Wash your hair. Then wash it again. Then wash it again. Then when you’re tired of washing it again, WASH. IT. AGAIN.

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