How to Be Kinkier by Morpheous

Author:Morpheous [Morpheous]
Language: eng
Format: epub
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ISBN: 9781937866129
Publisher: Green Candy Press
Published: 2012-07-11T00:00:00+00:00

Other toys that have sentimental value, like my lovingly braided chain leash or the big scary hunting knife I have owned since I was thirteen, all stay in my toy chest at home. While you’re on the road, your toys are going to be well used, and remember that your luggage is going to be thrown around by a ramp guy whose main interest is how fast he can get it into the belly of the plane to shorten the plane’s turnaround time. Don’t be upset because you simply had to bring that three-hundred-dollar glass dildo along on a business trip and by the time you open up your luggage at the hotel it’s been broken into three pieces; it’s your fault for bringing it. This isn’t to say we can’t bring any of our favorite toys; there are lots of toys that are roadworthy—Hitachi Magic Wands, other vibrators, wrist and ankle restraints, collars, rope, butt plugs, paddles and floggers; basically, items that won’t be likely to break if they are bounced around in your luggage. There are also lots of toys that we buy when we are on the road and that should make it home in one piece. One of my favorite places for kinky toy shopping is at the Leather Market for International Mr. Leather in Chicago every Memorial Day weekend. I find some great deals from large vendors and smaller artisans. (Seriously, you have to go!) Just be aware that some may not make it home in one piece and buy your toys accordingly. Do you need a super-delicate electrical device or an antique violet wand that weekend or can you find one at home or have it shipped at a later date? Being a conscientious consumer will take the sting out of losing something. I always pack my toys in my checked luggage no matter where I go. Routinely I open up my luggage when I get to either my destination or my home and invariably I find that little card from the TSA saying how much they enjoyed going through my luggage. That way I know they have been there; it’s kind of polite. So what I do to make the travel smoother is pack all my toys up on top and make them easy to get to as soon as they open the suitcase. If they are going to paw through them, I would rather they get to them easily instead of having to dig through my underwear and toiletries. Remember, they are checking for drugs and bombs. Your seven-inch stainless steel butt plug isn’t a security concern, but by putting it front and center, you’re making it easier for them to process your bag rather than having to dig around for it and break your camera equipment. None of my personal property has ever gone missing or been stolen or confiscated. I can’t make that a broad sweeping rule, but with the amount of traveling I do, I find the TSA to

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