Hamstersaurus Rex vs. the Cutepocalypse by Tom O'Donnell

Author:Tom O'Donnell
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: HarperCollins
Published: 2018-08-15T16:00:00+00:00

We all stared at him.

“. . . Do you sleep at school, Coach?” I said.

“Huh? That’s not the— Look, don’t worry about that, okay, Gibbs,” said Coach Weekes. “In fact, I want you to give me three laps around the gym, right now!”

I stood up. Martha shook her head. I sat back down. Coach Weekes shrugged.

“The rules require every Model Interplanetary Council Delegation to have a faculty coach,” said Martha. “I figured Leslie would offer the least amount of interference in terms of how I run this team, which, to be perfectly frank, is with an iron fist.”

“And I make an extra two hundred bucks this semester,” said Coach Weekes. “Works out for everybody.” He sipped his tea.

“So how exactly do we go about learning these thousands of made-up facts about our made-up planet?” asked Dylan.

“We have to study our official planetary information packets,” said Martha.

She handed us each a thick, spiral-bound guidebook with the Model Interplanetary Council logo emblazoned on the cover. The books gave a not especially brief overview of the history, culture, and economy of the fictional planet of Zoblorg VII. For example, did you know the atmosphere of Zoblorg VII is 33 percent nitrogen? Or that in the year 11,459 B.Z., Xyxlorff the Heptarch got a brand-new sklorff? I didn’t either, yet after learning these two exciting facts, somehow I instantly fell asleep.

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