Dodger for President by Jordan Sonnenblick

Author:Jordan Sonnenblick
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781429924931
Publisher: Feiwel & Friends

RED, WHITE, AND BLUE

or BLACK AND BLUE?

TAKE YOUR PICK!

Grr.

As soon as we got to class, Mrs. Starsky called James into the hallway. My seat is right in front by the door of our classroom, and when we got back up there, I could hear Mrs. Starsky arguing that James would have to take the posters down. She told him they were cruel, and that this was his second mean poster in a row. He said, But in the last election, the Republican candidates insulted each other’s religions. I had to admit, he had a point. She told him the posters were unacceptable. He said, But in America we have freedom of speech. And aren’t these elections supposed to teach us about American values? Ooh, I had to admit, he was good. She accused him and Craig of sneaking out of the lunchroom to use the school’s computer lab to make the posters. He said, W-e-e-l-l-l-l-l . . . She warned him that if she caught them sneaking around the building again, there would be serious consequences. He assured her it wouldn’t happen again, and the posters stayed up.

By the next day, Lizzie’s mouth was pretty much back to normal, but my eye had turned the sickly blackish green of a rotting banana peel. Also, it was throbbing pretty constantly. Maybe that’s why my speech didn’t turn out so great. This was my first draft:

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