Billy Connolly by Pamela Stephenson

Author:Pamela Stephenson [Stephenson, Pamela]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Autobiography, Comedians, Comedy, Entertainment & Performing Arts, Non-Fiction, Biography
ISBN: 9780007378654
Publisher: HarperCollins UK
Published: 2012-06-06T23:00:00+00:00

8

‘See you, Judas, you’re getting on my tits!’

It is 7.15 p.m. on a Thursday night in January 2001. I am over-stretched, trying to write a patient report, prepare a lecture, clean up the dog pee and check on a child’s homework before Billy and I leave for a charity event in Beverly Hills. We are due there at eight. Billy pops his head in to remind me that I have just fifteen minutes to get dressed for what will be a very flashy, public event. Twenty minutes later, I climb into the car, breathing heavily. I am now wearing a new outfit that seemed like a good idea a few minutes ago.

‘Jesus, Pamsy,’ he exclaims, ‘you look like you glued your body and dived into the wardrobe.’

I shoot him a look, which causes him to revise his comment.

‘No, I mean, you look great … er, did you try that on in the shop?’

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