Barbie: The Screenplay by Noah Baumbach & Greta Gerwig
Author:Noah Baumbach & Greta Gerwig [Baumbach, Noah & Gerwig, Greta]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Faber & Faber
Published: 2023-12-12T00:00:00+00:00
SASHA BARBIE MARGOT
WHAT IS THIS SONG?! (going on)
... and we have a female president!
BARBIE MARGOT
And itâs fun and work and friendship and female 24/7.
SASHA
Do giant hands come in and play with you?
BARBIE MARGOT
What? No. Thatâs crazy.
CUT BACK TO: VENICE BEACH. REAL WORLD
Mattel Executives talk to locals on the Boardwalk who tell them what they saw earlier.
MUSCULAR VENICE BEACH PERSON
(pointing indistinctly)
A blonde, a brunette and a tween roller bladed in that direction...
MATTEL CEO
(ominous)
The first step is always rollerblading.
AARON DINKINS MATTEL CEO
(heâs tagged along)
Excuse me, sir?
Theyâve gone to Barbie Land.
AARON DINKINS
Oh no.
MATTEL CEO
And she brought humans there with her. This could mean extremely weird things for our world.
AARON DINKINS
Like what?
MATTEL CEO
Like nothing any of our collective imaginations COULD EVER DREAM UP.
Aaron Dinkins looks peculiar, trying to imagine.
EXECUTIVE #1
A podcast hosted by two wise trees? Or a choir of two thousand young fathers...
MATTEL CEO
Not even CLOSE.
(to the others)
Weâve got to get to Barbie Land! GO! Find some blades. Just pick a direction and run!
They scatter.
EXT. BARBIE LAND. DAY.
Gloria and Sasha are totally impressed by the beauty of BARBIE LAND as they drive by the ocean in Barbieâs convertible.
BARBIE MARGOT
(soaking it all in)
I can feel my heels lifting already. Yes, this is what I was supposed to do. Bring you back here!
GLORIA
(so happy)
It feels right!
BARBIE MARGOT
It does!
They pass the BEACH. Kens are playing volleyball a la Top Gun and the Barbies are cheering (reverse of beginning).
BARBIE MARGOT
Thatâs strange...
Also Kens race on the beach and hug triumphantly in the surf (a la Rocky III). Barbie Issa hands a Ken a beer.
BARBIE ISSA
Incoming brewski beer--
(she makes plane sounds)
BARBIE MARGOT
Uh, so thatâs our president with the beer. And the cheering squad... is the supreme court?
BARBIE ISSA
This is so much better than being President!!
BARBIE MARGOT
Somethingâs weird today.
A Ken Mermaid leaps out of the surf and waves. You donât think thatâs a thing? Check this out:
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