Tales From the Scamverse by Coffee McCann

Author:Coffee McCann
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: humor, satire, Parodies
Publisher: Coffee McCann
Published: 2022-03-01T00:00:00+00:00

-CALL TIME: 07:48AM

-Call Location: Downtown. Skippos Coffee House.

-Fairy’s Report: I was called to client Isabel, after she stated the following in response to being asked her name by the barista, Ron.

Isabel: “I’m sorry. My name? I’m seeing someone and I don’t think that is appropriate. Besides, he sometimes just shows up and wouldn’t like you hitting on me.” Client held the side of her neck and scanned the coffee shop.

Ron: “I meant for the coffee.” [Index awkward silence, advised client to just say her name for the coffee and move along.]

Isabel: “Okay. Let’s go with that, then. My name is Isabel. Don’t get me wrong, if I was single I would totally go out with you. I mean, with your strong shoulders and cute butt. I’m always checking out your cute butt when you turn around. Like I said though, I’m seeing someone.” Client whispered, “you have the cuter butt,” meowed, and clawed the air. [Secondary awkward silence as Ron backs up to fill coffee, facing Isabel the entire time. I advise client to take coffee and move on quickly.]

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