Slice Harvester by Colin Atrophy Hagendorf

Author:Colin Atrophy Hagendorf
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Simon & Schuster

After Milk N’ Honey, we crossed the street to eat another slice of total garbage pizza at Metro Market Deli, a crummier, more soulless version of Ambrosia, which at least had some character, even if the pizza sucked. There is an abundance of these terrible places in neighborhoods that are more commercial than residential. Something about corporate business districts enables the proliferation of these totally barren spaces that serve utilitarian Blade Runner cuisine. Nihilist food. “Might as well be a pill” food.

The pizza here was junk. It was tiny, it had no sauce, and the cheese felt synthetic. The dough was gritty and seemed more appropriate for exfoliating my athlete’s foot than for eating. This pizza tasted like it came from somewhere outside New York, like some terrible road pizza you get on tour in Northern California or western Pennsylvania. It was disgusting and not worth it, but I’m glad we ate it, because if we hadn’t, we’d be left to wonder how bad a slice of pizza could truly be.

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