Rom Com by Dina Del Bucchia

Author:Dina Del Bucchia [Del Bucchia, Dina; Zomparelli, Daniel]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Poetry, Romantic Comedy, Rom Com, Romantic Comedies, Relationships, Canadian Poetry, Sex, Humour, Satire, Parody, Film
ISBN: 978-0-88922-998-3
Publisher: Talonbooks
Published: 2015-12-08T05:00:00+00:00

In a Movie about Weddings

No One Wants to Attend 2

Even Less Interested

an adapted found poem

I absolutely loved it?

It was great?

It had the right people to play each character?

The acting was

fantastic? And the movie

was very entertaining and hilarious?

So I Married a Poet

There was a time when Mike Myers was cute. So cute.

There was a time when Mike Myers was a poet. Wasn’t that a funny time?

There was a time when romantic comedies were like jokes about men versus women. They were everywhere.

There was a time when Mike Myers was a poet and the poet made money in the nineties. In the nineties poetry was so hot.

There was a time when if you wanted a fun montage of meat being chopped up by a sexy lady with enormous hair, then you were in luck.

There she goes again!

There was a time before Gerard Butler.

Is it more believable that a poet earned a living wage or that anyone would ever want to have sex with Gerard Butler?

There was a time before Gerard Butler jokes.

There was a time when you could marry a poet and poems had to rhyme:

Poet, sweet poet.

You are like beef.

You add a bay leaf.

You make a stew in my heart.

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