Princess Lessons by Meg Cabot

Author:Meg Cabot [Cabot, Meg]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Tags: Usenet, General Fiction, C429, Kat, Exratorrents
ISBN: 9780060526771
Publisher: HarperTeen
Published: 2003-03-01T00:00:00+00:00

[Slips are what they had before anyone invented Static Guard. Although it is probably better just to wear a slip than to use Static Guard, due to the release of fluorocarbons contributing to our rapidly disintegrating ozone layer.]

Basics

Five or more suits in muted tones of blue or gray, for luncheons, teas, meetings of state, secret assignations, etc.

[Suits are to Grandmère what T-shirts and jeans are to the rest of us.]

Black dress of taffeta, silk, light wool, velveteen, or faille.

[Except that Grandmère says it is inappropriate for girls under the age of eighteen to wear black unless they are attending a state funeral. Um, hello. Clearly, Grandmère has never been below Fourteenth Street, where, if you are not wearing black and do not have at least one tattoo, you stick out like a PETA member at a bullfight.]

Formal gown, in tones of pale blue, pink, white, or jonquil.

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