Commander in Cheat by Rick Reilly

Author:Rick Reilly
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Hachette Book Group USA
Published: 2019-04-02T00:00:00+00:00

FRIDGE CADDY: “Wait. You’re saying every single time he comes in here he hands everybody hundreds? Because I’ve never once seen that.”

FIRST CADDY: “Well, okay, not every time.”

FRIDGE CADDY: “I mean, how many times has he even been in here?”

FIRST CADDY: “Well, at least once.”

Everybody agreed Trump was a good player, an “8 or 9,” they all said, knowing full well that he tells the world he’s a 3.

Does he cheat?

There was a lot of sudden interest in birds out the window. One caddy held his hand up while looking me right in the eye. His expression was flat, but his eyes were very wide, like he was about to give me a clue on Password.

“Donald Trump never cheats,” he said, slowly and sternly.

He stared at me.

Blink. Stare. Blink.

“Ohhh!” I said. “His caddy cheats FOR him?”

The entire room howled. What followed was a dozen or so stories about just HOW he cheats.

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