There Is a God! by Richard Smith

Author:Richard Smith
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Penguin Group US
Published: 2013-10-01T16:00:00+00:00

492. A bidding war for your house

493. Avoiding a traffic ticket by wiggling your ears

494. Workers’ comp for the paper cut

495. Snuggling into thick flannel pajamas from L. L. Bean

496. The secret language between you and your twin

497. “Sir, you forgot your change.”

498. She likes her steak rare.

499. He melts when you cry.

500. She doesn’t want alimony.

501. Minimal pouting from Mr. Gino when you change hairdressers

502. The bangs are reversible.

503. Someday pleated slacks will be back.

504. An Elvis sighting in your compost pile

505. The client loves it.

506. Feeling baby’s reassuring kicks

507. Your little boy passes gas that combines the scent of the sea with patchouli.

508. The flight you just missed has been sitting on the tarmac for five hours.

509. You weren’t the first to arrive.

510. Fresh powder

511. You weren’t spotted sneaking off to the bunny hill at the ski slope.

512. It’s only a scratch.

513. The dial on your bathroom scale reads “Good news!”

514. While salvaging a crumbling barn, you find Iggy Pop under the floorboards.

515. Climbing the Alps in a Vespa

516. You find a warm waffle tucked into your JetBlue seat-back pocket.

517. Freckles are back in style.

518. Air-conditioning

519. You unclogged the sink yourself.

520. They didn’t check your references.

521. Panicking as you approach a sobriety checkpoint until you realize you’re in a cab

522. Post-golf whiskey sours at the club

523. Needing a bladder break every seventy-two miles makes him love you even more.

524. Good advice

525. It’s never too late.

526. The happy ending when you skip the war part of War and Peace

527. Wearing heels all day that don’t hurt

528. Oozing sexiness when you wear your Calypso flip-flops

529. You won her over with your chicken sausage gumbo (spicy, but not too).

530. She’s clingy only when she helps you stumble home after six gin and tonics.

531. 78,000 views of your YouTube video of him begging you to take him back

532. They’re chocolate sprinkles, not mouse droppings.

533. “Made in America”

534. Finally leaving your comfort zone and discovering bliss

535. You caught the bouquet.

536. She had jumper cables.

537. Spooning with the one you love

538. Your wonderfully crazy kids

539. A good mind and the cleft in your chin get you a Fulbright.

540. The Golden Gate Bridge at dawn

541. A private jet to the Super Bowl

542. A car-horn-free Manhattan

543. Those memories of a blistering summer romance with a ranch hand that are getting you through menopause

544. He still thinks of you.

545. Tucking in your three-year-old after he reads you a bedtime story

546. Amazon (the river)

547. Amazon (the Web site)

548. Heroes (the brave)

549. Heroes (the sandwich)

550. Feeling instantly peaceful when you light a votive candle

551. He knows where to touch you.

552. They’re blown away by the supreme flakiness of your pie crust.

553. A gorgeous, healthy baby and (little bonus) no hemorrhoids for Mommy

554. It’s rent controlled.

555. A week-long happy hour

556. Maternity leave in the South of France

557. The support tech actually helped.

Miracle #21:

Your wild teenage daughter wants to spend spring break with the Amish.

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