The Very Nearly Honorable League of Pirates #1 by Caroline Carlson

The Very Nearly Honorable League of Pirates #1 by Caroline Carlson

Author:Caroline Carlson
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: HarperCollins


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JAMES WESTFIELD, ADMIRAL

AUGUSTA ROYAL NAVY

FIVE-TIME RECIPIENT OF THE SOARING OSTRICH

MEDAL OF PERSEVERANCE

To Her Highness:

I am very disturbed by your report of the magical thefts from your palace. There is no doubt in my mind that pirates are to blame: everyone knows they are treasure-grubbing, power-hungry thugs. I fear these pirates plan to challenge your claim to the throne. But do not fear: I shall personally search the High Seas for the scallywags and force them to return your stolen magic. I can guarantee this mission will be successful—in the twenty-seven years of my illustrious naval career, I have never once failed, and I do not plan to start now.

As I have been whacked over the head with vases myself in the past, I can advise the royal treasurer to put some ice on that bruise.

Thank you for your concern regarding my daughter. I had not been aware of her disappearance—I’ve been terribly busy, and I’d believed she was safely at finishing school. The education system these days is a disgrace.

J.W.



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