The Read and Hear Edition: Pirates On the Farm by Denette Fretz

The Read and Hear Edition: Pirates On the Farm by Denette Fretz

Author:Denette Fretz
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Zondervan
Published: 2017-10-02T00:00:00+00:00


I’m just glad we’re friends with the people next door.

Buccaneer

Commandeer

Crow’s Nest

Doubloons

Eye Patch

Farmer’s Almanac

Hardtack

Jolly Roger

Knucklebones

Landlubber

Dis just be a swanky posh name fer pirate.

To be takin’ by force. What Digger will do to yer salmagundi if ye be a pokey slow

eater.

A ship’s towering tall perch fer givin’ a bird’s eye view of mermaids, enemy vessels,

or land. I not be recommendin’ spittin’ off it when Captain Greybeard be walkin’

below. Ask Ratty.

Gold pieces, all which be de exclusive restricted property of me own self, Stretch.

If ye be discoverin’ me lost misplaced coins, ye best be returnin’ ‘em or yer nose

be riskin’ a swift personal visit from Digger’s shovel.

What ye be needin’ to wear if Digger’s shovel be missin’ yer nose. See Doubloons.

De landlubbers’ treasure map fer growin’ bountiful splendiferous crops.

Crackers or biscuits made fer lastin’ on lengthy long voyages. Pooch’s recipe holds

de prestigious esteemed record fer de most teeth chipped in one bite.

A pirate ship’s smilin’ skull and crossbones flag. Poor disgraced Roger aboard The

Black Aye be missin’ several teeth. All that grinnin’ be irritatin’ to Digger’s nerves.

A game like jacks which ye play with ankle bones from sheep. Clever intelligent

players be lettin’ Digger win.

De Official Legitimate Pirate Dictionary changed this word from “land lover” out of

tremendous great respect fer Captain Greybeard—who not be good at pronouncin’

his vees.



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