The Love Hypothesis by Ali Hazelwood
Author:Ali Hazelwood [Hazelwood, Ali]
Language: eng
Format: epub, pdf
Publisher: Penguin Publishing Group
Published: 2021-09-13T16:00:00+00:00
Chapter Twelve
HYPOTHESIS: If I am bad at doing activity A, my chances of being asked to engage in activity A will rise exponentially.
Campus felt strangely empty with Adam gone, even on days in which she likely wouldnât have met him anyway. It didnât make much sense: Stanford was most definitely not empty, but teeming with loud, annoying undergrads on their way to and from class. Oliveâs life, too, was full: her mice were old enough for the behavioral assays to be run, sheâd finally gotten revisions for a paper sheâd submitted months earlier, and she had to start making concrete plans for her move to Boston next year; the class she was TAâing had a test coming up, and undergrads magically began to pop by during office hours, looking panicky and asking questions that were invariably answered in the first three lines of the syllabus.
Malcolm spent a couple of days trying to convince Olive to tell Adam the truth, and then becameâthankfullyâtoo discouraged by her stubbornness and too busy trying to meditate away his own dating drama to insist. He did bake several batches of butterscotch cookies, though, patently lying that he was ânot rewarding your self-destructive behaviors, Olive, but just perfecting my recipe.â Olive ate them all, and hugged him from behind while he sprinkled sea salt on top of the last batch.
On Saturday, Anh came over for beer and sâmores, and she and Olive daydreamed about leaving academia and finding industry jobs that paid a proper salary and acknowledged the existence of free time.
âWe could, like, sleep in on Sunday mornings. Instead of having to check on our mice at six a.m.â
âYeah.â Anh sighed wistfully. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies was running in the background, but neither of them was paying attention. âWe could buy real ketchup instead of stealing packets from Burger King. And order that wireless vacuum cleaner I saw on TV.â
Olive giggled drunkenly and turned to her side, making the bed squeak. âSeriously? A vacuum cleaner?â
âA wireless one. Itâs the shit, Ol.â
âThat is . . .â
âWhat?â
âJust . . .â Olive giggled some more. âItâs the most random thing.â
âShut up.â Anh smiled but didnât open her eyes. âI have severe dust allergies. You know what, though?â
âAre you going to hit me with a Trivial Pursuit vacuum cleaner fact?â
The corners of Anhâs eyes crinkled. âNah,â she said, âI donât have any. WaitâI think that maybe the first female corporate CEO worked for a vacuum cleaner company.â
âNo way. That is actually cool.â
âBut maybe Iâm making it up.â Anh shrugged. âAnyway, what I meant to say is . . . I think I still want it?â
âThe vacuum cleaner?â Olive yawned without bothering to cover her mouth.
âNo. An academic job. And everything that comes with it. The lab, the grad students, the outrageous teaching load, the race for the NIH grants, the disproportionately low salary. The whole shebang. Jeremy says that Malcolm has it right. That industry jobs are where itâs at. But I think I want to stay and become a professor.
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