The Joy of Hate: How to Triumph Over Whiners in the Age of Phony Outrage by Greg Gutfeld

Author:Greg Gutfeld [Gutfeld, Greg]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Tags: Non-Fiction, Humour, Azizex666, Politics
ISBN: 0307986969
Google: 3s9yZdIe2egC
Amazon: B0086N79M0
Goodreads: 15797139
Publisher: Crown Forum
Published: 2012-11-13T05:00:00+00:00

What a performance.

Ratner continued:

I am grateful to GLAAD for engaging me in a dialogue about what we can do together to increase awareness of the important and troubling issues this episode has raised and I look forward to working with them.

Note: Whenever you see the word dialogue in a political context, you are in the presence of pure, unadulterated bullshit of the liberal variety. This is a scientific axiom, which I just made up.

Now, I have no proof to back this up, but I don’t believe Ratner wrote that letter. Also, the letter sucked. The suckiest part? Groveling to GLAAD. For saying “fags,” a hurtful word if words do “hurt.” Me, I would prefer a well-hurled epithet over a rock, crowbar, or empty wine bottle cracked over my head. But I realize that is not a fair comparison, and I apologize in advance. I will text you from Cambodia.

I said Ratner probably didn’t write the letter, and I may be wrong. But all the catchphrases are in there, and I can’t believe Ratner had that amazingly complex lexicon at the ready. Nope, he sat down with an expert in this malarkey and was told what to cut and paste. Either that, or Ratner went through the world’s fastest brainwashing session ever. Or perhaps he secretly worked for GLAAD all along and had planned the whole thing. If so, I take back everything I said: the man’s a genius.

Apparently, Ratner learned something in the last four or five years, other than how easy it is to sleep with B-list actresses. He knew the thing you gotta do, no matter what, is take the medicine, do the penance—even if the penance far outweighs whatever infraction you committed against the almighty tolerati.

For repressive tolerance, when violated, is the worst possible sin on the planet, and the penance must reflect that.

Two words must have echoed in Brett Ratner’s cavernous but empty skull: Isaiah Washington. You remember him, no? He was the actor who once starred in that hit show lonely women and their cats watch, called Grey’s Anatomy. He played the dreamy—I mean cocky—doctor Preston Burke.

Until he made a remark deemed outrageous by the Offense Police.

In October 2006, details emerged that Washington had called his costar T. R. Knight a faggot, or something like that. Washington apologized for the words, especially since Knight had only recently come out of the closet. But the apology wasn’t enough, because when you appear intolerant, you must suffer. You must lose something valuable, like your job. And yeah, Washington is black, which you’d think would offer him a little immunity, but in this day and age, gay trumps skin color, and he was going to suffer just like everyone else. Welcome to the tolerance sweepstakes, Mr. Washington. One wrong word and out you go.

Being interviewed on the red carpet at the Golden Globes, Washington joked that he wanted to be gay. “Please let me be gay,” he implored, probably beginning to understand his place in this new universe. He then denied he ever called Knight a “faggot.

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