Playing the Palace by Paul Rudnick
Author:Paul Rudnick [Rudnick, Paul]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Penguin Publishing Group
Published: 2021-05-25T00:00:00+00:00
CHAPTER 18
Edgar had a full schedule of meetings the next morning, but by noon we were in a car on our way to Wembley Stadium, just outside the city.
âAre you keen on rugby?â
In these politically forward, stereotype-busting times, I should reply that, as a proud queer man, Iâm as capable of following sports as anyone else. Except I hate them. All of them. I donât like having anything thrown to or at me, or running around a field chasing a small object, or a slightly larger object, or staking my self-esteem on defeating another team or individual in the course of a bewildering competition that causes head injuries. And of course I think that certain athletes are combustibly hot, especially when as naked as possible, but like opera and ballet, I feel sports should exist only as still photography.
I donât hate sports because Iâm not man enough or because I never played catch with my dad or because Iâve never given them a chance. I hate sports because Iâm sane and have taste and know that going to the gym is about being able to wear a T-shirt to brunch afterward. Of course Iâll aggressively cheer for a victorious female soccer team led by lesbians and honored with a ticker tape parade. But thatâs as far as I go.
âYou know, I donât think Iâve ever been to a rugby game.â
âMatch. A rugby match.â
âOr that either.â
âBut youâre sure youâll hate it.â
âIâm sure that Iâll like anything as long as Iâm sitting next to you.â
We both burst out laughing.
âI was fairly certain youâd be resistant, and I actually adore rugby, but Iâm scheming, because I adore you as well, and I want England to share that. But just right now, due to an incident in Manhattan involving a photograph of two fellows in bed, which Iâve entirely forgotten, England is somewhat divided. On the subject of you.â
âListen to this,â said James, from the front seat, checking his phone. âItâs from a squalid, wholly objectionable gossip website which Iâm addicted to. And theyâre taking a poll. Is Carter Ogden A) A gold-digging nonentity, B) An amateur porn star, or C) A Soviet agent. How shall I vote? Oh, wait, thereâs an additional choice, D) An Associate Event Albatross.â
Iâd been veering away from these sites and royalty-oriented YouTube channels and the TMZ-style cable shows that Iâd once mainlined. But Adam and Louise had sent me the GIFs of King Kong, with my head, clambering up Big Ben with Edgar in my paw; Edgarâs and my heads transposed onto a Dancing with the Stars tango; and Drag Race contestants blessedly supporting us by saying things like âHate the hate, not the boys.â My mom has always told me, âDonât feed the trolls,â but when an exceptionally nasty, bigoted tweet got the better of her, sheâd log on with, âCarter Ogden is a terrific man and why donât you just fuck off right back to your Klan rally, shithead.â
Like everyone else, Iâd always guessed that celebrity
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