Now That's Funny!: Jokes and Stories from the Man Who Keeps America Laughing by Simmons Andy

Author:Simmons, Andy [Simmons, Andy]
Language: eng
Format: mobi, azw3, epub, pdf
ISBN: 9781606525043
Publisher: Reader's Digest
Published: 2012-08-15T16:00:00+00:00

Is It a Dat or a Cog?

Landlord Barry Maher has a strict rule against dogs in his Santa Barbara, California, building. Cats? Fine. Dogs? Nope. So when neighbors complained about a barking dog, Maher called the tenant.

The lie: “Oh, I would never have a dog,” she told him.

The bigger lie: “What I have is a special breed of cat.”

The whopper: “It’s a dog-cat. A mix of a dog and a cat.”

Were there any suckers? Almost. “It was so crazy that I actually wondered, Is there really such a thing as a dog-cat?” Maher told realestate.msn.com. There isn’t. So tenant and dog-cat were evicted.

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