Kenny Everett by Kenny Everett

Author:Kenny Everett
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781782811732
Publisher: G2 Rights Ltd

Most people about to take a car journey to Sussex might take the precaution of going to the loo and packing a sandwich. We threw LSD down ourselves and squanged into Lee’s little car all believing we were pineapples.

Billy and Lee were nearing the end of their time together and she and I got quite chummy over the next few months. I’d pack up every weekend and go down to their house where we’d all sit in the sunshine, taking LSD by the bucketful.

I remember one weekend at the house when a rather eccentric BBC producer came along for fun, bringing with him a tin filled with LSD and purple hearts and anything else which was available in those days. We were relying on this tin to see us through two days of lunacy and we were all having a silly time when suddenly the sound of a police-car siren shattered the still of the country air.

The man with the tin suddenly had this image of screaming newspaper headlines: ‘BBC PRODUCER IN DRUG RAID AT POP STAR’S ORGY PARTY SHOCK HORROR PROBE’, so he grabbed the contents of the magic box and threw them as hard as possible into the forest which backed onto Billy’s garden. Dozens of little pills hurtled into the air and came to rest among the bracken and long grass which lay all around the house.

The siren came closer and closer and CLOSER and then. . .receded into the distance leaving all of us in a homicidal rage at the poor, frightened man from the BBC who’d scattered the precious capsules as far as the eye couldn’t see.

We grabbed him by the scruff of the neck and forced him to show us exactly where he’d been standing and in precisely which direction he chucked the drugs and then all of us spent hours scrabbling around on our hands and knees in a desperate search for the naughty but nice things which were buried in the ferns. Eventually we found one little pill which we portioned up into tiny morsels and greedily shared amongst us. Silly days. I wouldn’t like to go back, but I wouldn’t have missed it either.

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