I Do 2! by Frank Gresham

Author:Frank Gresham [Gresham, Frank]
Language: eng
Format: mobi
Tags: Urban, United States, Two Hours or More (65-100 Pages), African American, Genre Fiction, Literature & Fiction
Amazon: B00GQJ6DO6
Publisher: Vision World Books
Published: 2013-12-20T05:00:00+00:00

Chapter 9

That morning Denise woke up in good spirits and decided to fix a big breakfast. It wasn’t the smell of bacon and eggs that woke Courtney; it was Denise trying to sing. ‘The one’ by Tamar Braxton.

“You know very well who you are. You’re the only one. You’ve got my heart and you had a few boy one too many. But I’m the only one to wake you up. I reminisce the way we kissed it felt so personal. You took the chance to win my love and now you know. “

Courtney walked in the kitchen and stood behind Denise while she sang her little heart out.

“Denise…Denise!” Courtney yelled.

Denise spun around with spatula in hand wearing a white apron. “Good morning Courtney.”

“Morning Denise, your singing is killing me”

“Oh! Shut up, and set the table.” Denise said and went back to singing.

“You took the chance to win my love and now you know.”

When Courtney finished setting the table Denise brought their plates to the table. After Denise blessed the food Courtney asked her why she didn’t get any eggs.

“Dejuan might be coming back over, and I don’t need you bombing the house.”

“Bitch I’m finna get me some eggs,” I only get gas when you put cheese in em.”

When they were done Denise washed the dishes while Courtney rinsed them. All of a sudden Courtney farted.

“Ewww! Bitch that sounded wet,” Denise frowned and said. Courtney then felt hot shit running down her leg and ran to the bathroom. By the time she got her panties down and bent over, shit blew all over the lid.

Denise’s phone started ringing on the charger in the living room. She dried her hands and went to answer it. The entire condo was fumigated with the smell of shit so she opened all the windows including the front door. Which made her miss Dejuan’s call. She quickly called him back.

“Hi Denise did I call at a bad time? “He asked because she was talking with her hand over her nose.

“No, Courtney used the bathroom and got it stinking up in here.”

“Oh! I’m sorry she’s torturing you.”

“But I called because I finished up early; well not exactly a client re-scheduled her appointment.” So I was wondering would you like some company.”

“Yes that would be nice, you on your way?”

Dejuan could tell she was just as excited as he was. “Yes and I’ll see you in half an hour, beautiful.”

Denise then said the hell with the dishes and jumped in the shower.

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At 12 noon André was counting 20 bands out to Quavo.

“Nice doing business with ya cuz.” Oh! Oh! Damn I almost forgot I saw your wife last night.”

“Where you see that bitch at?”

“For a nice fee, I’ll tell you more than that.”

“I got cha’ five more bands.” Dre’ said.

“Five mo’, that’s all?” Quavo said.

“Goddamn Qua’, you trying to tax a nigga like the white folks.”

“Iight cuz, five straight, “she got a ‘partment at Royal Grounds.”

“Those are condos nigga ‘partment,” Qua you still country as hell. But that explains where she spent $150.

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