Game Over, Pete Watson by Joe Schreiber

Author:Joe Schreiber
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt (www.hmhco.com)
Published: 0101-01-01T00:00:00+00:00

[CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN]

Wesley’s Not-So-Awesome Plan of Not-So-Awesomeness

Remember back in chapter 8 when Wesley said that Squid Mancini could hypnotize people?

Well, neither do I.

But apparently Wesley did, because that was all part of his plan. (In the digital version of this book, you’ll hear theme music playing here.)

THE PLAN

While Callie distracted Mrs. Midwood by telling her that she’d just noticed a weird stain on the living room carpet, Wesley and I snuck back down to the basement, where Squid, Nabeel, and Rashaad were still playing Brawl-A-Thon 3000 XL on the flat-screen plasma TV.

In other words, not much had changed in that department.

“Yo, Flab Apples,” Nabeel said, without taking his eyes off the screen, “you bring those Doritos down yet?”

Wesley looked embarrassed, and I poked him with my elbow.

“Guys,” Wesley said, “we need your help.”

“What, you mean like help eating Doritos?” Rashaad asked. He was on some level that I’d never seen before, which wasn’t surprising because I’d hardly played this new version of the game. “Because I can definitely help you with that.”

“Let me just finish this tarantula MechReature,” Squid said, his fingers flying frantically across the controller. “I’m almost there. Come to papa.”

“Dude, look behind you!” Nabeel said.

“Where?” Squid said.

“Right behind you! Look out!”

All at once the screen went blank. Squid looked behind him, where Callie was standing with the plug in her hand.

“Now,” she said, “are you little dweebs ready to help?”

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