Dirty Beasts by Roald Dahl & Quentin Blake
Author:Roald Dahl & Quentin Blake [Dahl, Roald]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781101662991
Publisher: Penguin Young Readers Group
Published: 2002-10-13T16:00:00+00:00
Enter the dreaded Mr. Myers
Waving a massive pair of pliers.
âThis is,â he cried with obvious glee,
âA new experience for me.
âQuite honestly I canât pretend
âIâve ever pulled things from this end.â
He started pulling one by one
And yelling âMy, oh my, what fun!â
I shouted âHelp!â I shouted âOw!â
He said, âItâs nearly over now.
âFor heavenâs sake, donât squirm about!
âHere goes! The last oneâs coming out!â
The dentist pulled and out it came,
And then I heard the man exclaim,
âLet us now talk about the fees.
âThat will be fifty guineas, please.â
My mother is a gutsy bird
And never one to mince a word.
She cried, âBy gosh, thatâs jolly steep!â
He answered, âNo, itâs very cheap.
âMy dear woman, canât you see
âThat if it hadnât been for me
âThis child could go another year
âWith prickles sticking in her rear.â
So that was that. Oh, what a day!
And what a fuss! But by the way,
I think I know why porcupines
Surround themselves with prickly spines.
It is to stop some silly clown
From squashing them by sitting down.
Donât copy me. Donât be a twit.
Be sure you LOOK before you SIT.
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