Bigger, Badder, Nerdier by Obert Skye

Author:Obert Skye
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Henry Holt and Co. (BYR)

Stalking the ’Tary

It didn’t take more than a few moments for me to realize how difficult finding Darth Susan was going to be. The crowd was too big, the night was too dark, and a pollution fog was rolling in and making things look fuzzy. Everyone began to put on their government-issued breathing masks that we were all required to carry.

I took off my LAME mask and put on my breather. The pollution-filled night made me question my life choices. Here I was at a gathering for a movie I didn’t care about, surrounded by people I didn’t want to be hanging around with, and looking for the secretary from my school who I didn’t like.

I was planning to keep complaining in my head, but my eyes spotted something disgusting—lizard poop. Down on the ground there was a tiny trail of the white stuff I knew so well. I don’t know what Darth Susan fed Becky, but for some reason the poop glowed under the moonlight. I was actually happy to see it, because where there was poop, there was Darth Susan.

I followed the glowing poop trail until I spotted her.

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