Big Booty: A Novel by Cairo

Author:Cairo [Cairo]
Language: eng
Format: mobi
ISBN: 9781593094331
Amazon: 1593094337
Publisher: Strebor Books
Published: 2013-03-05T05:00:00+00:00

ass out good. And to keep them balls fresh. I don’t want you ever

droppin’ ya drawers tryna serve up some dingaling and a bitch

sayin’ you funky. I’ma fuck you up if you do. You hear me?”

“Yes.”

216 C a i r o

I watch as my baby bops his self into the bathroom, shakin’ my

head. That bitch crazy if she thinks she’s gonna ever get my baby. I get up and walk out into the kitchen to fix him some waffles and

scrambled eggs. Then unload the dishwasher. The alarm chirps

just as the house phone rings. I already know who it is, on the

phone and walkin’ through the door.

“Yo, Ma, what’s good wit’ you?” he asks the minute I answer.

“Why you ain’t been up here to see me?”

I beat three eggs, add some cheddar cheese, green peppers, and

onions, then pour them into a pan. “Jah’Mel, you know I don’t

jail with no niggahs, boo. Son or not, you know I don’t do jail

visits. Did you get the money I sent you?”

“Yeah, I got it, thanks.” He laughs. “Yo, Ma, you know I don’t

really care about visits anyway. I just like effen wit’ you. I’m sayin’

though. How’s e’eryone doin’? You good?”

Darius walks into the kitchen and kisses me on the cheek. “Who

you on the phone wit’?” he wants to know, talkin’ to me like he’s

my damn man or somethin’. I tell him it’s his brother. “Yo, let

me holla at him for a minute.”

“Boo, you know I’m always good. Now when ya black ass

comin’ home?” He tells me his child support shit is handled but

now he has to do another forty-five days for some traffic violations.

“Mmmmph. I told ya ass to stop drivin’ on the revoked list, but

you so hardheaded.”

“Yo, Ma, chill. I ain’t call for no lecture; feel me? I know what

I was doin’. And I’m cool wit’ doin’ da time.”

I toot my lips. “Mmmph. Well, good for you. Now why that

bitch, Frieda, ain’t brought my grandbaby over here to see me?

I done sent her three texts and I still ain’t heard from her ass.”

He sighs. “Yo, Ma. You already know what it is. How you s’pect

her be around you after that shit you did?”

Big Booty 217

I roll my eyes. He’s talkin’ about the night I took it to her face

for scratchin’ his face and neck up ’cause he didn’t come home

one night. Coon, boom! That bitch clawed up the wrong niggah

’cause I hopped on her ass. Well, I asked her why she did it first.

And when the ho started talkin’ slick about how that was her man

and how I needed to stay outta their business, I took it to her face.

“Mmmph. Well, she shoulda never put her hands on you. Any-

way, Darius wants to speak to you.”

“Aiight, cool.”

I hand Darius the phone, then go check on Isaiah. He’s dressed

and stretched out across his bed watchin’ TV. I tell him to come

eat. He shuts off his TV and follows behind me. “Did you put

deodorant on?”

“Yes.”

“And you washed them balls like I told you?”

He laughs. “Yes.”

“Niggah, I ain’t laughin’.

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