Been There, Married That by Gigi Levangie Grazer
Author:Gigi Levangie Grazer [Grazer, Gigi Levangie]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Fiction, Women, Family Life, Marriage & Divorce
ISBN: 9781250166814
Google: bx9fxAEACAAJ
Amazon: 1250166810
Goodreads: 45046763
Publisher: St. Martin's Press
Published: 2020-02-11T00:00:00+00:00
12: Membership Revoked
Fin and I had our feet up on the coffee table that had never supported a cup of coffee in the living room no one had lived in. Over a box of Dunkinâ Donuts, Fin decided she was moving in for a âbit.â
âWhat is this âbitâ?â I asked as I licked powdered sugar off my lips.
âA bit,â she said. âA while, a spell, until my sister can function on her own,â she said as she pushed doughnut holes aside in the box. âYou need help. Protection. Where the fuckâs the apple fritter? What did you do with the fritter?â
âI frittered it away,â I said before I burped.
We stayed up playing âFin-derâ (as she christened Tinder) until she caught smartphone thumb. She topped out at 150 matches.
âThe last time I dated, you used a phone to call people,â I said. âNow, you order up dick just like pizza.â
âItâs dick-convenient,â Fin said. âBetter than Uber. Although, Uber delivers dick, too, depending on the driver.â
Iâd boiled water for tea because tea made me feel calm and righteous. Wine required less work but also made me feel sad. And didnât Beyoncé sip herb tea, if Iâm understanding her husbandâs lyrics? Anyway, chamomile with mÄnuka honey, if youâre wondering. Meanwhile, I wondered if I would be able to afford mÄnuka honey after the divorce.
âIâm so not ready for this new dating world,â I said. âIf only Trevor were a little moreââ
âNot Trevor? Un-Trevor? Anything but Trevor?â
âFin, how do you get guys to swipe right?â I asked, grabbing her phone. âIt says on your profile that youâre on parole.â
Fin shot me her say what, now? face, which she employed when Iâd inadvertently, or maybe advertently, said something stupid. She popped her cigarette box on the side of her hand and flipped a stick into her mouth.
âDo you not understand the male of the species, bruh?â she asked, the cigarette bouncing on her lower lip. âDudes love a bad bitch.â
I braced against her stack of silver rings as she play-punched me.
âAnd . . . thatâs going to leave a bruise,â I said, looking at my shoulder.
âIâm signing you up,â she said, grabbing my phone.
âDonât do it,â I said.
âIâm doing it,â she said.
âYou canât. You donât have my Facebook password.â
She looked at me and laughed. âSis, I know all your passwords.â
âYou do not.â
âMorley89, Password7, Fin73,â she recited. âPeppers.â
âShit,â I said, interrupted.
âFirst dog, sister, birth year, favorite number,â she said. âNow whoâs the smart Murphy sister?â Fin grabbed my arm to give me an Indian rub, which is probably racist as well as painful.
âIâm still smarter,â I said, pushing her off and wrapping my arm around her neck. âIâve never gone to prison.â
âYou just never tried,â she said. She slapped my knee, wriggled out from under my grasp, and jumped up off the sofa.
âCâmon,â she said, pulling my arm from its socket. âLetâs go have some fun!â
I woke up groggy and late with doughnut crumbs sprinkled on my chest to find Fin and Trevor on either side
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