An Old-Fashioned Christmas by Patrick Regan

Author:Patrick Regan [Regan, Patrick]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 978-0-7407-9856-6
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing LLC
Published: 2008-11-15T00:00:00+00:00

Kid, you rip one now and you’re going to be the tree topper.

Mrs. Larson called it the Annual Larson Family Holiday Hootenanny! Mr. Larson called it the most effective form of birth control imaginable.

Though the boys at the orphanage didn’t seem to notice, Santa could not get the thought out of his head:

“Bitch washed my suit with a Kleenex in the pocket again!”

Nothing captures the magic of Christmas like the drooling face of a child and a cheap-ass, little fake tree.

It’s not really whoring if you do it just for presents!

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